raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019

Raisin

Raisin is when a person is dried up. As in they no longer got the juice

Bob: I've been talking to Melissa bro
Jim: Oh naaa she a raisin.

by beca.bangles October 18, 2017

Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle

Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle

by Charlie have small pee pee June 4, 2022

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

Raisin Snail

The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.

Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!

Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.

by AssAppetite May 10, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Raisin

"did you know that raisins were originally grapes? :0"

You look like a raisin before it was raisned
Because that would be grape

by Pookiebear696969 April 19, 2024