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rock science 

The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.

Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.
Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.

Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?
rock science by lord_dingleberry September 14, 2019
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Rock of Love 

A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots.
I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.
Rock of Love by SystemF October 23, 2007
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Rock Band 2 

The successor of the video game "Rock Band" by game developer Harmonix, the creater of the first 2 "Guitar Hero" games. Owning this game will ruin your life! You won't be able to put it down and will end up spending hundreds of dollars on downloadable content (new songs). The game allows you to bring most of your "Rock Band 1" songs with you to the new game. There are currently over 550 songs available to play. SEE "Rock Band" for more info.
I was playing Rock Band 2 last night online and this bitch couldn't sing worth a shit, we saved her ass twice and we still didn't get to finish the song!
Rock Band 2 by redlummada January 29, 2009

Rock Lobber 

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects
This rocklobber is denting up my tank
Rock Lobber by Keith November 27, 2003

rock the shocker 

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.
"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"
rock the shocker by shaele May 23, 2007

Rock N Roll Suicide 

Drinking and taking drugs so excessive you die at a young age.
Oh my god, Kenny Just died at just 27.
- He commited a rock n roll suicide

rock bottom 

emma and iliana have hit rock bottom being rejected by logan, carson, and it.
rock bottom by emma_sugartoes January 23, 2021