prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 14, 2014

diarrhea prostitute

smelly lady who is super loose in the ass

damn, that girl u picked up is a diarrhea prostitute

by jackswag47 April 20, 2015

Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!

Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Prostitute

Your mom

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you

by Mr. Queso November 27, 2021

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

astute prostitute

a gal/girl who is very much observant and has a crush on you.Crush being either of male/female.
she has hazel eyes and sexy shape.Also,applied on prostitutes.

Lav is an astute prostitute by the way she examine me.

by rocvi December 8, 2020