El Poopacabra

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.

I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.

by moooooog35 February 25, 2011

90's poop

A poop without your smartphone.

"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"

by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Jesus Poop

When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.

It is referred to as a "JP" for short.

May is the official National JP Month

Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.

by Habu May 2, 2008

Poop-Soup

That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:

Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.

Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.

Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.

Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.

by AEON KrYpToNiTe May 9, 2015

poop lasagna

When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.

Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."

by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008