pansexual 

Pansexuality is some made-up BS that people need to use to feel special because bisexual simply isn't enough.

This is most commonly used upon those who believe there are 245,740,545,076 or so genders.

In reality, "pansexual" is just a fancy name for bisexual.

Alexa: I'm pansexual!
Jared: What's that mean?

Alexa: It means I love ALL genders!
Jared: All.. 2 genders?
Alexa: No, there's more! Like stargender, omnigender, treegender-
Jared: None of those exist.

Alexa: *disgusted, blocking Jared on every kind of social media as we speak*

pansexual by cicadamayonnaise June 30, 2018

Pansexual 

Person who loves based on character rather than age, sex or race.

Love wins as do pansexuals.

Pansexual by EllieBell July 7, 2015

pansexual 

A girl who got diddled once in college, usually on a rugby team.

Seeking a regular guy...or girl! (not really) for a long term relationship...or fling! (not really)
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.

pansexual by TheGoyWonder September 23, 2016

pansexual 

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.

1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.

pansexual by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019

Pansexual 

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

Pansexual by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 20, 2015

botsexual 

Sexual attraction to andriods. Botsexuals love robots because they don't cheat on it.

Singer Janelle Monae isn't gay, she's botsexual -- so all you lesbians, hands off.

botsexual by coniecone October 28, 2010

Hotsexual 

an individual who is so smoking hot that both men and women, straight or gay, want to sleep with them.

It is so unbelievable how sexy he is. He is a total hotsexual.

Hotsexual by ocho2000 May 24, 2012