smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Tough Potatos

When you are tired of hearing someone complaining all the time. Life is hard, stuff happens get over it.

Bill: man I cannot catch a break, my boss hates me, I got a flat, my girl is mad at me.
Frank: Tough potatos man, you are constantly crying about something.

by Brave Feather January 30, 2017

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

The Potatoes are on fire

A secret code to call a meeting with people

Zoe, the potatoes are on fire! Meets secretly

by Hownon July 21, 2018

Galactapus potatamus

Something you would say if you were having a good time

WOO HOO! GALACTAPUS POTATAMUS

by ?¿I’m confused?¿ January 24, 2019