pork oil

Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

by Brucester September 10, 2006

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Pork Pies

Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'

who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)

by sunshiyong November 24, 2010

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Pork Cork

A sexual act in where to grown menstand toe to toe and insert their penises into a pringles can full of warm Nacho Cheese. They then begin to hump until they each cum at which time they pour the contents on nacho cheeps and chow down. The resulting food product is known as "Machos."

"Hey, you in the mood to do the Pork Cork?"

by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006

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Pork Knuckle

A Reach-around Hand-job from a homeless man

"I would have been here sooner, but I got a pork knuckle on the subway"

by Timothy Dundervaal January 21, 2013

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pork star

Noun

A morbidly obese female, in which her very presence is revolting and vile to the most epic and vivid level achievable.
In less often used, can refer to a morbidly obese male.

Guy 1: Damn man did you just see that one girl wreck the buffet? I doubt she even left us any!!!
Guy 2: I know right? What a pork star!!!

by Heather Patrova March 07, 2014

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