poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

by Poonspert May 10, 2004

poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina

dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch

by Corey Light October 7, 2006

poon stank

a rather funky smelling vagina.

"man, i heard you got some good pussy last night?"

"yeah, but she had some wicked poon stank"

by The-Mathias July 1, 2008

poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008

Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.

Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011

Poon Nazi

1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.

Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.

by Cookies52 March 15, 2009