Poon Nazi

1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.
Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.
by Cookies52 November 03, 2008
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Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
by cookies52 November 03, 2008
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