Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

Poot

When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time

I accidentally pooted again

by Chuggus July 9, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?

by lawrence De Plume September 2, 2019

Poot

men with dad voices

"My dad is such a poot," Said Oilina

by Spicy Poot January 18, 2022

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012