Brown panzer

The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow

Johnathan received a brown panzer to the face before school

by True black guy January 24, 2026

Pittsburgh Ponderosa

When you go to a rock concert, break your foot in the mosh pit and then have sex in the back of a Tahoe before going to the ER.

I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.

by Piece_of_crap_33 August 2, 2025

Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!

by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025

Là ponderà

Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.

Heyyy Bobby!!! Let me get a glass of *choppy Mexican accent* LÀ PONDERÀ!!

by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Girls und Panzer

Girls und Panzer (GuP) is a cute girls doing cute things Anime about a sport called Sensha-dō (Way of tank). Sensha-dō is a girl's only sport where girls from highschools all around Japan fight in WW2 tank battles, no live ammunition is used (Thank God). Each highschool has it's own unique theme, ranging from No-No Germany to Australia.

Currently, GuP consists of 1 TV series, a 2 hour movie, 6 part theatrical series (4/6 movies released), 6 OVAs and 9 manga series.

GuP is hilarious as shit, so watch it right NOW. (I'm not trying to get you into joining a cult.)

Girls und Panzer was released in 2012, produced by Actas Inc.

by AdlerHidolf December 7, 2023

Mr. Ponterio

A teacher who acts like a pedophile. He calls himself a "meanie", spreads his legs or to the girls and says nuts a lot.

Person 1: hey that teacher was such a Mr. Ponterio
Person 2: yeah he was spreading his legs out to some of the girls

by CantaloupeLover69420Blaze May 19, 2017