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Pony Soldier 

Member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
There’s another pony solider.

Run from the pony soldiers.
Pony Soldier by Tralo June 3, 2018

pony beads

Any number of cheap, small, plastic, colourful beads, commonly used in childrens craft. Mainly used in making beadad animals. Can be almost any colour, and any texture. (Glow in the dark, glitter, shiny)
Pony beads are the most common types of beads used in raver's "candy."
Person 1 "Did you see that girl's bracelet?"
Person 2 "Yeah, it was totally made out of pony beads and yarn."
pony beads by Kapr July 2, 2007
Ponion
Noun
A ponion is both a potato and an onion.
John: UGHHHH!! My face looks like a potato and an onion!
Harry: Ooh so you're a ponion?
Ponion by That Emo Kid June 28, 2016

Dick Pony 

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations
That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony
Dick Pony by Jabronic February 4, 2010

clap the pony 

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.
"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"
clap the pony by Moyz January 16, 2008

ride my pony 

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it
Tanya can ride my pony all nite long