fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing
by john May 14, 2005
Get the pirate fuck mug.a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
by The Bitch February 16, 2007
Get the Pirate Houdini mug.The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.
Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
by Zeda July 23, 2008
Get the pirate-ninja mug.A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
Get the spooge pirate mug.A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.
by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023
Get the Pasta Pirate mug.1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
by Geocoder June 26, 2009
Get the Jaunty Pirate mug.When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.
Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
by ID 10 T error June 27, 2011
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