Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006

pouring liquid draino in the pipes

performing anal sex with a constipated female, thus cleaning out her pipes

me and my girl got caught pouring liquid draino in the pipes because she farted on my dick

by shaddy July 16, 2006

pipes

To have sex. Another word for for fuck.

"Yeah i went home with that girl from the club last night"
"Did you pipes?"
Yeah I pipsed her hard!"

by Jay Nowman May 17, 2006

Penis Pipes

The abdominal external oblique muscle.

Its that muscle just above your hip bone that, typically on a really jacked guy, sticks out and leads down to the crotch area

John is so ripped, you can see his penis pipes even when he's wearing a shirt!

omg what a hot bod, he has amazing penis pipes.

by buzzzzz123 May 11, 2009

Pipesmoke

Something luxurious, or a inherent luxury provided by a product or item.

Wood tables in a Bentley GT, that shit is pipesmoke.

by The Grundel February 15, 2008

pipescholar

A pipe scholar is a crack cocaine aficionado.

Hanging out in the trap serving crack to the pipescholars by the key.

by arcansenal October 26, 2014

pipeslut

A woman that will perform sex acts for even small amount of dope. A scandalous woman, lies, sneaks, cheats!

His mom defines his girlfriend as the biggest pipeslut in Nixon!

by Txpipeliner April 6, 2015