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Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.
That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?
by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011
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physics package

n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).
Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."

Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
by Carl Willis October 17, 2004
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Physical Exam Male

Its when a guy tells you to undress to your underwear and looks at your body. After hes done touching your nipples, chest and abdomen, he asks you to drop your boxers and he looks at your penis and scrotum. Its the only time a straight guy would show his body to an other guy in a private room.
David was asked by the nurse to undress for the doctor as he waited for him to come in and start the Physical Exam Male
by Doc2392 January 2, 2012
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physics

1.the source of misery for billions of kids around the world.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.
"the world would be a happier place w/o physics"
"yes i totallg agree."
by Fearall October 1, 2005
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physically

An act that requires input other than telekinesis. Often over used in common conversation, as with literally. Like saying a "round circle", duh, are there circles other than round ones.`
HME (Home-making engineer): "Look at this, now I have to physically mop this shit up"
IHTTWS (Irritated husband trying to watch sport): "Oh that's too bad, does the mop not accept mental commands?"
by Zob Rombie August 5, 2016
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physically dumb

by Epiic_Fuze May 13, 2019
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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.
Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.
by RealBillNye November 30, 2020
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