A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022

beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

by steely Don December 8, 2021

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

Pea

That green round thing that you eat and find in a pod.

Pea: pls no eat me
Me: too bad

by Pea:] April 15, 2022

Easy as Peas

To emphasise how easy something is to do

Fitting an oversized cheque into a VW Scirocco is as easy as peas... even Barney could manage it

by Marcelo Bielsa April 20, 2022

thowow pea

1000 nd dollars

he had 1000 thowow peas

by thowow peas January 21, 2021

Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021