Paradox

See: Paradox

I went back in time and accidentally killed myself, but I'm not gone because since I was never born. I never came back and killed myself, so that means I'm still alive in the future to come back in time and kill myself, which is why I'm here, having just killed myself and restarted the vicious cycle. I'm stuck in a Paradox.

by Prof. Carlos Ray Norris Ph.D. June 9, 2009

Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.

Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009

Paradise

A beautiful caring girl who s funny,can be rude sometimes but a loving girl. She will make you laugh so hard and she will always have your back through thick and thin. She loves basketball and knows how to take care of a child she is soft calm and gently and she will be a great mom.

Paradise is a girl name people

Did you know that Paradise is so funny

by Tropicalxavery March 26, 2018

Rainbow Parade

Gay couples holding hands as they walk through the city fighting for gay rights.

Peter; Bobby lets go to the rainbow parade. Bobby; I would love to go it sounds fabulous. Peter; Oh and Bobby, Don't forget the KY Jelly.

by Myles Chino March 7, 2007

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.

Fuck you you dirty hypocritical cretin, using the hipster paradox.

by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016

douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.

When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.

by drumbeast June 30, 2009