Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
Get the People Parkermug. Bella and Parker are just perfect together everybody likes that they’re a couple they have many things in common but their looks may deceive you Parker with blonde hair and he’s short Bella with long brown hair she’s average height and they truly do love each other
Person 1: god look at Bella and Parker I wish I had a relationship like theirs #couple goals
person 2 i know right
person 2 i know right
by Relationship lady May 7, 2018
Get the bella and parkermug. by thicctracer December 10, 2018
Get the jamie parkermug. Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Get the Battle of the Parkersmug. 
The best of the best in terms of being pesty. He will either annoy you until you die or make you laugh so much you die and NO! There is no in between.
Person1. What the hell, is that Parker Darr
Person 2. Ohhh crap is he gonna kill me
Person 1. Of course he is you idiot
Person 2. Ohhh crap is he gonna kill me
Person 1. Of course he is you idiot
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 20, 2023
Get the Parker Darrmug. 