parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
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chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.
by ChrisParker March 10, 2022
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Deegan Parker

Deegan Parker is yes
by yupperdupper June 18, 2022
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Mom Parker

Andi D.
Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.
by Larry Josh December 13, 2018
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A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017
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Pulling a Parker

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker
by girlwithhummus March 25, 2021
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jonathan parker

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars
by D STUDENTS April 19, 2018
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