Rice Panda

A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.

Goddamnit guys, those noodle slurping rice pandas just claimed Faffy.

by Gulstaff July 17, 2009

Panda Slap

Panda Slap is a term created and used by professional wrestling tweeter and youtube web show host, WrestleBunny. It is a severe form of slap, with a large panda like hand, connecting to your face in a matter of seconds. Your head is liable to snap off and roll away or your cheeks may light on fire after Panda Slap is applied.

"If you don't comply, I will panda slap you!"
"Ignore Bunny and get panda slapped!"
"Panda slap your mom."

by WrestleBunny January 19, 2010

panda penis

A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.

That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.

by Lew April 27, 2004

Emo Panda

Term given to the ridiculous amount of eye make up, combined with the black clothes, and white, pale face of a typical emo.

"look at that emo panda, it looks the same as all the others, how unique..."

by william scholes October 18, 2006

Panda Toe

A word white people can use instead of nigg... so they don’t sound like racist pricks.

Hayden’s my panda toe.

by Sayden Hantilli August 14, 2019

The Mighty Panda

The Mighty Panda is an epic sexual maneuver. During sex, in one swift motion before a man is about to jizz he beats his chest and yells "I AM THE MIGHTY PANDA".

Man1: Do you know what the most epic sexual maneuver is?

Man2: No what?

Man1: The Mighty Panda!!!

by Justin Swann August 11, 2012

Reverse Panda

The effect of sunglasses on your face around the eyes causing a lighter skin tone in comparison to the rest of you skin.

Since he was wearing his sunglasses, hours in the sun had left timmy with a reverse panda.

by Decker97 June 19, 2009