Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.

Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.

by MathPlus January 8, 2019

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014

Man Paint

Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

by beardedragon June 2, 2009

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017

paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)

eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts

by michael foolsley October 28, 2012