petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

by adoorable door January 9, 2015

tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting

by evil bob August 30, 2006

vladimir putin

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010

Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

Hey I'm putting together a team

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.

"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

by TheMagic17 January 15, 2019

Robert Pattinson

He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.

Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!

Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!

Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top

by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009