An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
Get the Onion Pollmug. Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013
Get the spring onionmug. To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word
by RyanGu October 2, 2007
Get the onion rapemug. by Blackojacko March 1, 2021
Get the Musky onionsmug. An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."
Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017
Get the decomposed onionmug. by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009
Get the Steamed Onionmug. An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.
Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."
by PT1906 January 7, 2012
Get the Onion Facemug.