Jacob

no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole

i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 26, 2020

jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

by ashley jacobs September 01, 2006

Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

by Wilburt July 10, 2006

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 20, 2020

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.

Friend: Bro jacobs after me!
Me: Don't give him your sweaty jim socks bro.

by Urmumsdentures July 23, 2020

Jacob

Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.

Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*

by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018