puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

Peachy promise

When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal

She's throwing a peachy promise there lad

by Mogbacon December 29, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"

I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 03, 2021