Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Cob

a racist term towards white people, red necks mainly

that cob was caught fucking his sister

by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Cob

Anybody named Cob is the definition of a fucking loser. They have zero good traits.

Fuck Cob's bitch ass

by KingCob July 11, 2021

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011

cob

a montreal's slang to say money

"yo avec cette job la je me suis fait un fou cob"

by edgaro July 23, 2024