Office Pillage

Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.

John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"

Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."

by thatonegirlwithhair January 16, 2011

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Rotation Officer

The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.

*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*

Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!

Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.

by Alfie82 June 18, 2009

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Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

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Office Mormon

A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.

Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.

by RacinRicky December 10, 2009

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office spaced

if you have ever seen office space you will know what this means. It means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.

Dude you totally office spaced your computer.

by Nick Juliette April 28, 2008

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