Alfie82's definitions

Rotation Officer

The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.

*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*

Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!

Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.

by Alfie82 June 18, 2009

Beat

Verb,Adjective- To utterly suck, a shituation. Sometimes used in combination of Fucking Beat!

Bossman- "Hey Ryan, listen... You doing anything special tonight?
Ryan- Umm, Yeah I'm about to
Bossman- Ok Great! You need to work for me tonight.
Ryan- FUCKING BEAT!

by Alfie82 December 17, 2008

Penis Guy Trap

Adjective- A girl with STD's or a girl that has her man's cash in prizes in a noose.

*At a Club*
Idiot 1- Bro, that chick is totally checkin me out. Should i go tag that shit?
Smart Dude- Your fucking retarded, that chick is known to be a penis guy trap, just stay shy for a bit you horny bastard.

by Alfie82 December 9, 2008