pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014

Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

The ottoman

Folks prepare yourself. This sexual position involves a male and female who look each other dead in the eyes, and then the proceed to bend over bareassed. They have their butt cheeks touch, and continue to flatuate into each other’s rectums. Once someone finally shits, the not shitee, takes their big toe and rubs it into the shiters shit. It then goes back into the shitters shitter. You then lick your partners elbow.

Wow, Rachael asked if we could do the ottoman last night... I couldn’t say no!!!

by Titty slappin hoes February 10, 2018

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Butty optometrist

What someone says about their optometrist when he is being a butt (mean, stupid, or smelly) or not being an optimistic person

My optometrist is mean... He is a butty optometrist.

by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019

mouth oatmeal

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

by Koister August 25, 2020