Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.

I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over”

by BlvkKing September 17, 2018

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

Savannah’s Husband

Jaymison

Dang u saw savannah’s husband,he’s tall 🦒

by Djskanxjxjdnc July 21, 2021

husband-style

To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.

She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style

by SeatownChamp July 6, 2011