Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

Husband

He looks like a fucking dork.

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

husband-style

To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.

She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style

by SeatownChamp July 6, 2011