When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.
by Thomas Ricciardi February 05, 2008
An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.
by Bill May 02, 2004
When your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere In Florida without shoes on.
by Shawn Parent April 06, 2008
A boy/girl who is clueless about everything in Florida. Usually doesn't talk about Florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. Not in touch with the Florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can't get it up anymore. Doesn't really like hot weather. Wants to leave ASAP. Not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.
Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.
or
Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.
or
Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.
by a clueless girl in Florida July 28, 2007
A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.
"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."
by JessviaLeaviaZac December 09, 2006
by Haley ellyn ann July 11, 2008
by codyc22us December 13, 2008