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Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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noonack

a big poo that just wont flush
also none as a floter or a log
by tom hills November 28, 2003
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nonconformist

Just because a rectangle claims to be a square doesn't make it true.

That is all.
Goth: I'm so nonconformist!

Me: *edges away*
by God-Emperor April 20, 2008
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nonconformist

Someone who is something that everyone is trying to be
nonconformists are conformists.
by floppers16 October 10, 2009
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Neocon

1. Any person who is winning an argument with a liberal

2. Catch all term used by liberals when they think they've been using Nazi too much.

3. A common element found in conspiracy theories.
1. Conservative: Al Sharpton is not a nice man, he's played a big part in instigating racial violence, and many of his statements are anti-Semitic
Liberal: You neocon bastards hate black people.

2. Conservative: Free speech is important in all situations even when it offends people.
Liberal: You're just a Nazi.
Conservative: In fact offensive speech sometimes is necessary, the Declaration of Independence may have been offensive to King George
Liberal: Shut up you Nazi
Conservative: Can you argue by doing something other than calling me a Nazi?
Liberal: shut up you necon

3. Bush and the Neo-cons caused 9-11
by Graham P Shaw April 28, 2007
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nooner

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.
Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.
by dag2008 June 24, 2008
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high noon

High noon is a phrase used to describe when one achieves a boner
by ForteenFortyFour May 29, 2016
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