hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011

tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.

1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!

by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011

Hot Tomato

A challenge in which you try to fit as many tomatoes up your ass as you can.

What did I do last Friday you ask? I played Hot Tomato with my daughter, she couldn't fit too many up. She's 11.

by sayosayo August 31, 2021

Cool Tomato

One who is or exhibits the behavior of a cock tease. There are many ways to be classified as a cool tomato, but it is generally an applicable title for anyone who flirts, grabs, touches, but unfortunately never puts out.

Boy 1: "Elizabeth is such a cock tease"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's a major cool tomato"

by HarlanEHarlan July 15, 2007

tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.

"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"

by James W. Baxter March 25, 2016

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006

Cold tomato

a chilled woman, frigid, no longer wants a mans affection

that girl is a "cold tomato".

by Thor the hammer-wielding god March 7, 2011