never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

by The Real Driller December 31, 2016

you ain't never lied

To be in total agreement with the statement that was said.

"Man that girls has a crazy big old butt!"

"You ain't never lied."

by imthequeenoftheuniversebowdown June 15, 2009

a hoe never gets cold

The idea person who is a tad too promiscuous will never reach a low temperature.

Ex.

Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”

Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”

by karsrayye October 28, 2017

never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.

"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"

by NEFC December 20, 2019

Never Lose Your Smile

An anti-woke right movement tied to ideals of Nazi Fascism that promotes the idea that being white and straight isn't a bad thing.

"I'm tired of being ridiculed for being white and straight, what can I do to make myself feel better?" "Perfect your body, expand your mind, and most of all, never lose your smile."

by We Wuz Kangz 1488 May 20, 2023

never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.

"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"

by polo January 5, 2006

Never-Ending Shit Parade

A string of really bad days or experiences.

Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

by genxchick May 16, 2009