as naked as a jaybird

naked

Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.

by gorilla0628 November 22, 2013

booty naked

a person that's booty naked where you can see their booty cheeks

bruh dat girl got booty naked

by booty naked December 12, 2016

naked tuesday

When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.

Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked

by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014

Naked Check

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.

Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.

by TheSaraBeth June 10, 2009

Dick naked

Naked without any care of who can see. This is in contrast to ass naked where the person would usually try to face away from people, therefore only exposing his ass. Dick naked is when you're not concerned with hiding anything.

I'm getting dick naked. If you come in here, you WILL see my dick.

by Kroensburg June 07, 2012

Naked Dress

A dress that you can wear into public and makes you feel as if you are wearing no clothes. Meanwhile you are.

*Common misunderstanding: Does not mean you appear naked*

Christina: OMG I love this naked dress. It makes me feel so free!

by Tsaitea July 18, 2019

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021