mushroom skating

When u ingest any hallucinogen and start skateboarding/rollerblading/bmx...etc
Usually u do trick u wuldnt even imagine doing when u were sober.

Me and my friends smoked some kush be4 heading out on our all day sesh where we did alot of mushroom skating.

by :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP November 19, 2011

Mushroom Stabber

Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.

Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.

by The Swami February 12, 2005

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 28, 2006

Mushroom Tattoo

To slap someone in the face with the tip of your dick, hard enough to leave a mark of the head of your dick.

Man i mushroom tattooed that bitch while she was sleeping!

by Mushr. November 12, 2007

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

mushroom-cap

When two people are having anal sex and the person pitching pulls his penis out of the other one's rectum to find a large glob of santorum hanging from the end of his rod.

I probably should have expected it because we'd gone out drinking all night then eaten that greasy midnight pizza over at Cosmo's, but when we got back to the apartment she let me do anal on her and when I pulled out of her she left a big mushroom-cap hanging off the end of my rod.

by Sock Sniffing Pervert July 6, 2012

Mushroom Cordial

An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.

She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.

by The Slowest Zombie March 6, 2009