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Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 August 6, 2008
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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever
That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule
by fvngvs July 12, 2025
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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
by Deziken October 14, 2009
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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila
Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.
by Sixgun March 11, 2018
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Mule Nation

Similar to 'drug state' but when it’s routes are stragetic importance to the trader and transporter.

From the common usage of slang for the term Mule 'A person paid to smuggle drugs' but on a more national or macroeconomic-geopolitcal level.
While a drug state is favoured for it's growth of narcotics within it's borders, a mule nation is a country which encourages the transportation of items (whatever that may be) as it's routes of where it's positioned geopolitically holds trade importance to other sovereign states as a joiner between countries, an investment in a MN would be roads and railways to be build to improve the efficiency of that trade. The positive business of the country is it's usage by other nations to compete.

"A mule nation is a middle-man between drug-states and it's buyers"
by Grasshopperheavy31 September 2, 2015
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