muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 4, 2012

C muff

A corn muffin

Yeah i got this C muff from Mikes D nuts in Mission Hill

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.

"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."

by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018

B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011