muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 27, 2010

Muddy

A song by Lil Metro MeechxSteezyx303xSantii
On all platforms now 🔥🤫😈

"you heard that new muddy by meech"
"Nah"
"Listen to that shit it slaps"

by Fuckddde March 04, 2019

muddy water

Sexual act involving a male urinating into a females open rectum.

Brad: Dude, it was the first time we had sex and she let me do the muddy water on her.

John: No way man! Shes a keeper.

by El Kabong Numero 2 May 09, 2009

Muddy Banana

An unknown term to most, except for the Administrators of the MMORPG "City Of Heroes". I got my friends account blocked for 3 days for saying it. Mwahaha!

You are a Muddy Banana! (then you get blocked by COH admin)

by Theoleander December 28, 2004

muddy hiking

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

by The Patron Saint April 01, 2015

Muddy Angel

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman and hits her on the back of the head with a bible.

"Roadhouse" was telling "Honcho" about how he made a girl a Muddy Angel.

by Doubleamppornstar May 15, 2016

Muddy nipples

When you get done hitting it raw dog in the poop shoot, and she jumps up and drags that muddy crack across your nips.

Jon:"bro"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"

by Mudslide69 August 21, 2017