muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 28, 2010

Muddy

A song by Lil Metro MeechxSteezyx303xSantii
On all platforms now 🔥🤫😈

"you heard that new muddy by meech"
"Nah"
"Listen to that shit it slaps"

by Fuckddde March 4, 2019

muddy water

Sexual act involving a male urinating into a females open rectum.

Brad: Dude, it was the first time we had sex and she let me do the muddy water on her.

John: No way man! Shes a keeper.

by El Kabong Numero 2 May 8, 2009

Muddy Banana

An unknown term to most, except for the Administrators of the MMORPG "City Of Heroes". I got my friends account blocked for 3 days for saying it. Mwahaha!

You are a Muddy Banana! (then you get blocked by COH admin)

by Theoleander December 28, 2004

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003

Muddy Nut

The act of a threesome, when a girl shits on a male's chest, and the other male dips his balls in the shit and the female licks off the shit and spits it in the other males mouth

Ben: Did you Jessica and tyrell have fun with the Muddy Nut
Gerald:Hell yeah we did

by Super cala fragile expialidoci November 19, 2017

muddy hiking

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015