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monkery

Absolute mayhem and stupidity. Originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.
"You boys stop that monkery this instant!"

After the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.
by Vipossk October 20, 2004
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Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.
girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.
by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009
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grot monger

when some one keeps saying random disgusting things
person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!
by go left -feel right April 10, 2006
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Christ monger

by zach04 June 19, 2008
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vagina monger

:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.

:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger
by Phillip the hudini June 28, 2008
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Ball Juggling Cock Monger

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!
by ghost19 February 9, 2009
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Monker

Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!
by Ottersash February 11, 2012
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