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Montessori OB

The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.
Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”
by Iowagirlllll March 15, 2019
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The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.
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An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.
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A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.
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Monkass

An editor who scrapped his obey ec joined imperial and his best tage was a play off of Sudex
Monkass is such a Sudex clone
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A very talented fp on TikTok. Has 7k followers and is a great influencer! Monkssvsp edits and is a Charli fanpage that is not toxic and is understandable!
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Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
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Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
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