MOAD

The Mother Of All Depressions. The biggest Depression ever.

It's no recession. It's a depression. In fact it's The MOAD!

by petetoth March 20, 2009

MAID

Materialistic asshole in disguise

Amy: Jenny don't date him just because he has a nice car.

Jenny: He says he cares for me more than his car.
Amy: He is just another maid. You can't trust him.

by Finest Freedom September 13, 2016

trap maid

Scummiest female ever. Dope head. Cleans up throw up, poop etc after druggies at the trap house get really messed up. Also performs oral on whomever.

Dumb trap maid, I can smell her over here 4 tables away.

by Httwife May 16, 2017

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

maidenless

gamers who hate souls games and can't git gud.

Those who cry over Elden Ring being plotless and rididulously hard are maidenless.

by griimsick March 3, 2022

Iron Maiden

The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman

OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!

by Robert Sturtzen May 2, 2005