morpion

the only word the poem-generator.org.uk's rhyming couplets bot can come up as a rhyme for 'scorpion'.

Who is that skipping near the scorpion?
I think she'd like to eat the morpion.

by GoodwatersssssssssssssSips February 11, 2022

Mlerp

When a reptile sticks its tongue out for a fast moment, either to smell something, lick something, or eat something. This most commonly happens in Bearded Dragons and Geckos but can happen uncommonly in mammals and amphibians. It can also be a sign of love from the animal.

Example 1
Rebecca: Are you going to mlerp the cricket?
Bearded Dragon: *mlerp*
Rebecca: Awww, want another buddy?

Example 2
Crested Gecko: *mlerp*
Steve: Did he mlerp you?
Carson: Yeah
Steve: Aww, that means she loves you!

by Mr.Stripes July 21, 2022

Morphus

When something is so unbelievably cringe to the point of self deprecation in which then spawns the constant feeling of suicide and self harm.

This shit has me MORPHUS!

by weial August 2, 2022

Morph and Chas

2 clay characters who are good mates but they will fall out if something gets a little too heated they appear in the morph files and more

morph and chas are britains best brexit geezas

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

morphem

to morph 2 or more fugly things to make something even fuglier

the girl wanted curly hair with bright yellow higlights, so she morphem

by COXOXOOXI September 23, 2022

Morphian

Relating to or characteristic of the life or chess of American chess master Paul Morphy.

That sacrifice was totally Morphian.

by The Second Ambrose Bierce February 11, 2023

Morpheus

Yeah... I know... That's like the point of my thing here. I actually said that. "I'm like an Agent Smith." Those were my exact words.

Hym "Yeah, no, seriously guys. I literally wrote the 'Morpheus' instruction manual. My exact words were something along the lines of 'If I was a kickboxer and said the shit that I say... I could easily make 200 million dollars. If I knew that hot chick... I could easily make 200 million dollars.. If I lived in a place where owning a casinos was legal and I had some seed-money (maybe from monetizing hot goth girls)... I could buy a casino and make 200 million dollars...' It isn't hard. At all. But the thing I said what happening to me IS in fact happening. So, I needed a birds-eye-view and to be more than one guy... So... Byakugan! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! There... Now I'm like an Agent Smith and we all see the thing they are doing to me. It's too easy. Really. It almost bores me to death... Almost..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023