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midnight sex 

Hot sticky wet sex in the middle of the night between to lovers
Abby sucked my cock at 3am while I was still half way sleep and rode it till cum splurged everywhere then we rolled over and went to bed we had midnight sex

midnight snack of champions 

Coors Light and Celeste Pizza
I was alone one night and I kind of felt bad about it until I had the midnight snack of champions, then I thought to myself, I'm pretty freakin' awesome.

Midnight Ride of Paul Revere 

when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.

Midnight Mocha Blast

When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.
Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!
Midnight Mocha Blast by xzy123 February 3, 2010

Midnight Swamp Tour 

An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.
I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.

midnight sun 

A book that is currently being written by stephanie Meyer. I guess you could call it book number 1 1/2 in her series. It is her first book, Twilight, from one of the main charector's Edward Cullen (a vampire) point of view. All of us Twilight Junkies can't wait for it to come out so please.... Stephanie if you're reading this, forget The Host (another book she wrote) and finish up Midnight Sun!
Crystal- When is Midnight Sun coming out?
Becca- I don't know, I'm not done with Twilight Yet.
Brittany and Crystal- What?!
~*~*~*~*~ 2 days later......~*~*~*~*~*~
Becca- I can't believe you two tied me to a chair and read all four books to me!
Brittany- That's what friends are for.