The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.
by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 07, 2018
by mmoponcho May 20, 2021
The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
by dontdodrugsjustlickthings May 21, 2018
A very important object, used for many things, such as :
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone
a paddle-doubling as an instrument
an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
by StagHunter January 01, 2020
1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.
by Forest Jester July 30, 2019
A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 February 11, 2016