microwave

A child (typically from an anime) who is so hot that they identify as a microwave

Bro 1: Bro, did you see that microwave
Bro 2: Yea Bro, you could hear her MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by moistleftpinkytOe December 15, 2019

microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will

"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"

by pierceishere May 25, 2019

Microwave

This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up

Imma cook a cat in a microwave

by KraginMxr June 8, 2020

Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023

Lava microwave

some thing is tiny

you are lava microwave

by hisir lababaw October 27, 2021