Sally: I am going to wear a short dress tonight.
Jane: Let's 'megan' it up tonight.
Sally: Yes! I love spice girls.
Jane: Let's 'megan' it up tonight.
Sally: Yes! I love spice girls.
by CALL September 30, 2012
A little lady with an evil eye. This very pretty specimen of female enjoys nothing more than to chase people with paint brushes, mix mayonnaise and eggs, allow people to practice taking her bra off with their feet and teeth. If ever a Megan glares at you with her evil eye, be sure to give her a cuddle because deep down it's just a cry for affection from a little girl inside.
Declan would never throw his girlfriend down the stairs, she's such a Megan.
That Megan looked like the little sister from Bioshock until I gave her a hug.
That Megan looked like the little sister from Bioshock until I gave her a hug.
by PirateDeco September 25, 2011
A bitch that will steal a guy you like within seconds of you telling her that you like him. Someone to NEVER be trusted with guy related anything. Stubborn and bossy as fuck. See also fake ass bitch or fake ass hoe.
"Ugh, I can't believe my friend just started flirting with my guy crush in front of me."
"Does her name happen to be Megan?"
"Does her name happen to be Megan?"
by gingergirl96 July 19, 2014
The most annoying person you will ever meet. A megan is a person who looses best friends easily and fights with everyone yet they can be so funny and loving at other times. They have dated multiple guys and are very popular.
That sounds like a megan joke
Did she just loose another friend that must be a Megan
Is Jake still her friend no because she's a megan
Did she just loose another friend that must be a Megan
Is Jake still her friend no because she's a megan
by Buttholebag March 26, 2015
by bleh17 May 27, 2012
Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.
Don't be a MEGAN!
by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015