mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

magmonious

To be at least seven levels above a standard "good."

"How was your food?"

"It was magmonious!"

by Daddy Long Legs February 21, 2017

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

mayomonger

Reserved for a person who swallows or immerses themselves in immense amounts of jizz. Usually used to insult those who you cannot even stand the sight of as if they were just covered In spunk 24/7 or a complete cum dumpster whore.

Dude she's a total fuckin mayomonger, guaranteed you get some action tonight!
Or
My boss is a such a mayomonger, why the fuck won't he leave me alone. Fuckin homo.

by Lostsheep January 29, 2018

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018