Max

A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"

"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 25, 2018
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Max

A name that can be used for someone regardless of gender.
They are usually very creative and possibly artistic.
They aren't the best in relationships but try their hardest.
Max's can appear as very innocent and clean minded but is the dirtiest minded and person you will know.
Max can also come off as rude when really they don't know what to do ecactly
Person: Dammit

Max: MIND YOUR FUCKING PROFANITY!
by ArtOnTheFly May 04, 2018
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Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.
by ConfusedAndShooketh December 01, 2019
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Max

All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
Max
by Aleizi April 30, 2013
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Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse
*BANG* "what was that" "just max"
by Coffee table Kong club July 03, 2016
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maxing

maxing out on all the food after gettin blowed
damn man i got the munchies i need to max!
by MrGrinch January 30, 2004
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Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.
Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.
by GooseDude2010 July 07, 2010
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