Max

Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but don’t get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man

Oh hey max oh hey I’m just reading hey look at Sally’s ass whoa that is a BIG one.

by MOOOOOOOOKIS October 27, 2019

Max

He will suck your dick

girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex

by a weine November 4, 2019

Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.

Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Max

All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money

Max

by Aleizi April 29, 2013

Max

Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse

*BANG* "what was that" "just max"

by Coffee table Kong club July 3, 2016

maxing

maxing out on all the food after gettin blowed

damn man i got the munchies i need to max!

by MrGrinch January 30, 2004

Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

by GooseDude2010 July 9, 2010