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ball-mart 

A place that a person goes to get up the nerve to do something.
"Brendan, you have to do somethig!"
"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"
ball-mart by tlycc girl August 6, 2008
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Wal-mart 

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
Wal-mart by JC February 17, 2004
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Jump in your wal-mart 

To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.
I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!

quicky mart 

A little shop in mexico that sells colorful camels and were head wraps are currently on sale.
I think the quicky mart just got in a new shipment of camels I wander what color they are?
quicky mart by aboo san juan August 9, 2008

wad-mart 

where fuckwads, dorkwads, jerkwads, asswads, and gaywads go to shop, aka Wal-mart
I went to the Wad-mart and spent all day in fucking line cuz the fuckwad in front of me jerked the asswad cashier around for hours.
wad-mart by eric lebowski August 22, 2003
k-mart = came-apart
K-Mart by jennyfur April 20, 2006

Cum Bath Mart 

Alternate name given to Walmart that infers anyone that shops there is on the bottom of the economic scale and their lot in life makes them catchers of seamen much like a common whore would.
Ted must be strapped for cash I saw him shopping at Cum Bath Mart.
Cum Bath Mart by rags262 August 12, 2008